var quotes=new Array();
function addQuote(quote,author,pub){
quotes[quotes.length]={quote:quote,author:author||"...",publication:pub||"..."}
}
addQuote("Do not design an unbreakable lock, for you never know when you'll need to break it!","Ahmed Kamel");
addQuote("Syndrome:don't build an imperfect something until you can build a perfect everything.","John E. Sipson","JustXML 1999 p.238");
addQuote("Architecture is frozen music.","Schopenhauer");
addQuote("We struggle between 1% of what we know and 1% of what we don't know, but rarely come across the 98% of what we don't know that we don't know.","Buckminster Fuller");
addQuote("The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge","Stephen Hawking");
addQuote("As an adolescent I aspired to lasting fame, I craved factual certainty, and I thirsted for a meaningful vision of human life - so I became a scientist. This is like becoming an archbishop so you can meet girls.","M. Cartmill");
addQuote("The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.","George Bernard Shaw","(1856 - 1950)");
addQuote("In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others.","Andre Maurois");
addQuote("The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.","Doug Larson");
addQuote("You couldn't even prove the White House staff sane beyond a reasonable doubt.","Ed Meese","on the Hinckley verdict");
addQuote("The conventional army loses if it does not win. The guerrilla wins if he does not lose.","Henry Kissinger");
addQuote("Even a paranoid can have enemies.","Henry Kissinger");
addQuote("I don't like the sound of all those lists he's making - it's like taking too many notes at school; you feel you've achieved something when you haven't.","Dodie Smith","I Capture the Castle, 1948");
addQuote("He who is not very strong in memory should not meddle with lying.","Michel de Montaigne","(1553 - 1592)");
addQuote("I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?","Jean Kerr");
addQuote("I never saw an ugly thing in my life: for let the form of an object be what it may - light, shade, and perspective will always make it beautiful.","John Constable");
addQuote("When I'm working on a problem, I never think about beauty. I think only how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.","R. Buckminster Fuller","(1895 - 1983)");
addQuote("A fashion is nothing but an induced epidemic.","George Bernard Shaw","(1856 - 1950)");
addQuote("He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, And he who has one enemy will meet him everywhere.","Ali ibn-Abi-Talib","(602 AD - 661 AD), A Hundred Sayings");
addQuote("Above all things, never be afraid. The enemy who forces you to retreat is himself afraid of you at that very moment.","Andre Maurois");
addQuote("A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends.","Baltasar Gracian");
addQuote("You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses to frighten you.","Eric Hoffer","(1902 - 1983)");
addQuote("At times one remains faithful to a cause only because its opponents do not cease to be insipid.","Friedrich Nietzsche","(1844 - 1900)");
addQuote("Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.","Napoleon Bonaparte","(1769 - 1821)");
addQuote("Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what you think it is you want to hear.","Alan Corenk");
addQuote("Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.","George Bernard Shaw","(1856 - 1950)");
addQuote("The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.","Albert Einstein","(1879 - 1955)");
addQuote("Creativity is...seeing something that doesn't exist already. You need to find out how you can bring it into being and that way be a playmate with God.","Michele Shea");
addQuote("Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.","Scott Adams","'The Dilbert Principle'");
addQuote("A true man hates no one.","Napoleon Bonaparte");
addQuote("Le plaisir peut s'appuyer sur l'illusion, mais le bonheur repose sur la vérité.","Chamfort");
addQuote("L'homme seul est toujours en mauvaise compagnie.","Jean Cocteau");
addQuote("Le tout est plus grand que la somme des parties.","Confucius");
addQuote("Le premier être humain à jeter une insulte, plutôt qu'une pierre est le fondateur de la civilisation.","Freud");
addQuote("Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.","Martin Luther King JR");
addQuote("The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write, but those who cannot learn, unlearn, and relearn.","Alvin Toffler");
addQuote("I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body.Then I realized who was telling me this.","Emo Phillips");
addQuote("The best way to predict the future is to invent it.","Alan Kay");
addQuote("You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.","ZIGGY");
addQuote("I have never in my life learned anything from any man who agreed with me.","Dudley Field Malone");
addQuote("When I tell the truth, it is not for the sake of convincing those who do not know it, but for the sake of defending those that do.","William Blake");
addQuote("When all men think alike, no one thinks very much.","Walter Lippmann");
addQuote("The hardest thing about growing up is that you have to do what's best for you even if it means breaking someone's heart. Including your own.");
addQuote("They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.","Benjamin Franklin");
addQuote("The problem with designing a system that's absolutely foolproof is that one invariably underestimates the ingenuity of absolute fools","Douglas Adams");
addQuote("What \"Just Friends\" means? It means; \"I don't just want you to mourn the loss; I want to remind you of it every day. ... I want you to die slowly, a bit at a time. And I want you to smile and thank me for it.\"");
addQuote("Build a man a fire, and he will be warm for a day. Light a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life!","Terry Pratchett");
addQuote("If there's light at the end of the tunnel, it's probably a photon torpedo!","Crewman Chell");
addQuote("Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac who stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog?","Nick Nold");
addQuote("The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.","Kin Hubbard");
addQuote("God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.","Reinhold Niebuhr");
addQuote("The cynic knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.","Oscar Wilde");
addQuote("Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.","Albert Einstein");
addQuote("Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.","Hanlon's Razor");
addQuote("I like to listen. I have learned a great deal from listening carefully. Most people never listen.","Ernest Hemingway");
addQuote("A good listener tries to understand thoroughly what the other person is saying. In the end he may disagree sharply, but before he disagrees, he wants to know exactly what it is he is disagreeing with.","Kenneth A. Wells","Guide to Good Leadership");
addQuote("What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.","Oliver Wendell Holmes");
addQuote("The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.","Socrates");
addQuote("It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf.","Walter Lippman");
addQuote("It is a revenge the devil sometimes takes upon the virtuous, that he entraps them by the force of the very passion they have suppressed and think themselves superior to.","George Santayana","The Letters of George Santayana");
addQuote("If we cannot now end our differences, at least we can help make the world safe for diversity.","John Fitzgerald Kennedy");
addQuote("Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.","Albert Einstein");
addQuote("No man is an island, entire of himself; every man is a piece of the continent.","John Donne, Devotions","1624");
addQuote("When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.","Conan Doyle");
addQuote("The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.","Robert Frost","(1874 - 1963)");
addQuote("There are two kinds of people, those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group; there is less competition there.","Indira Gandhi");
addQuote("I rather believe that time is a companion who goes with us on the journey, and reminds us to cherish every moment because they will never come again.","Jean- Luc Picard");
addQuote("M. L. King, Jr. said human progress \"is neither automatic nor inevitable.Every step toward the goal of justice requires sacrifice, suffering, and struggle; the tireless exertions and passionate concern of dedicated individuals.\" And it is true. If there's no one to make it happen, it won't happen. Why not experience it today?","M. L. King, Jr.");
addQuote("Real programmers don't work from 9 to 5. If any real programmers are around at 9am it's because they were up all night.");
addQuote("Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fishburger and I realize, \"Oh my God, I could be eating a slow learner.\"","Lynda Montgomery");
addQuote("Choose your friends by their character and your socks by their color. Choosing your socks by their character makes no sense, and choosing your friends by their color is unthinkable.");
addQuote("Men show their character in nothing more clearly than by what they find laughable.","Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe");
addQuote("No one is listening until you make a mistake.");
addQuote("Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.");
addQuote("Write the bad things that are done to you in sand, but write the good things that happen to you on a piece of marble.","Arabic Parable");
addQuote("A person who aims at nothing is sure to hit it.");
addQuote("He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes; he who does not ask a question remains a fool forever.","Chinese Proverb");
addQuote("The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.");
addQuote("He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.");
addQuote("High explosives are applicable where truth and logic fail.");
addQuote("In case of nuclear war, prayer in schools will be okay.");
addQuote("If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then give up. no use being a damned fool about it.","W.C. Fields");
addQuote("When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.","Norm Crosby");
addQuote("To understand a man, you should walk a mile in his shoes. If you're still bothered by what he says, it's okay, because you will be a mile away and you will have his shoes.");
addQuote("When the student is ready, the teacher will appear.");
addQuote("There are only 3 kinds of people in the world, those who can count  and those who cannot.");
addQuote("We wanted to see if you had the ability to expand your mind and horizons... and for one brief moment you did.","Q","ST:TNG All good things");
addQuote("All our life is digging in memories. Some of them 0.01 sec old.");
addQuote("Oh, the worst of all tragedies is not to die young, but to live until I am seventy-five and yet not ever truly to have lived.","Martin Luther King, Jr.");
addQuote("War doesn't determine who's right, but who's left.","Steven Wright/Confucius");
addQuote("To converse is one strategy that separates us, from the apes.");
addQuote("I doubt therefore I might be.");
addQuote("Life is what happens, While you are making other plans","John Lennon");
addQuote("Programmers are very comfortable with nested systems, where an instance of an object is stored in another instance of the same object. Humans, on the other hand, generally have a very difficult time with the idea. (...) In a file cabinet, you never see folders inside folders, Pendaflexes inside Pendaflexes or file drawers inside file drawers.","Alan Cooper","About Face - The essentials of user interface design.");
addQuote("Never underestimate the power of someone with something to say, and the means with which to say it");
addQuote("We may be through with the Past, But the past ain't through with us.","Magnolia");
addQuote("The object of war is not to die for your country, but make the other bastard die for his.","General George Patton");
addQuote("You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation.","Plato");
addQuote("Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.","Dennis Wholey");
addQuote("Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.");
addQuote("Cigarette, n.: A fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit of tobacco in between.");
addQuote("Has it ever occurred to you that there might be a difference between having an open mind and having holes in one's head?","Richard Schultz","soc.culture.jewish");
addQuote("The only intuitive interface is the nipple. After that, it's all learned.","Bruce Ediger");
addQuote("There are three kinds of lies: Lies, Damn Lies, and Statistics.","Disraeli");
addQuote("IB helps you with stress management.  It throws all this stress at you and says,\"'Manage it!\" Then you have your breakdown and you get over it.","Parsa Bakhtary","Mira Loma High School - Sacramento, CA, Class of 1996");
addQuote("I cannot believe that God would choose to play dice with the universe.","Albert Einstein");
addQuote("God does not play dice with the universe.","Albert Einstein");
addQuote("Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocre minds.  The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously uses his intelligence.","Albert Einstein");
addQuote("Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.","Albert Einstein","Science, Philosophy and Religion: a Symposium (1941) ch. 13");
addQuote("I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than knowledge.  Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.","Albert Einstein","What Life Means to Einstein: An Interview by George Sylvester Viereck, for the October 26, 1929 issue of The Saturday Evening Post.");
addQuote("The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious.  It is the source of all true art and science. He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead: his eyes are closed.","Albert Einstein","Quoted on pg. 289 of Adventures of a Mathematician, by S. M. Ulam(Charles Scribner's Sons, New York, 1976).  Apparently these words also occur somewhere in What I Believe (1930).");
addQuote("Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love","Albert Einstein");
addQuote("Few are those who see with their own eyes and feel with their own hearts.","Albert Einstein");
addQuote("Do not worry about your problems with mathematics, I assure you mine are far greater.","Albert Einstein");
addQuote("The process of scientific discovery is, in effect, a continual flight from wonder.","Albert Einstein");
addQuote("Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour.  Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.","Albert Einstein");
addQuote("The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking.","Albert Einstein");
addQuote("If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?","Albert Einstein");
addQuote("The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there's no risk of accident for someone who's dead.","Albert Einstein");
addQuote("Let us not then speak ill of our generation, it is not any unhappier than its predecessors. Let us not speak well of it either. Let us not speak of it at all.","Tom Stoppard","Waiting for Godot");
addQuote("My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right.","Ashleigh Brilliant");
addQuote("Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.","W.C. Fields");
addQuote("If we do not find anything pleasant, at least we shall find something new.","Voltaire");
addQuote("If you hate a person, you hate something in him that is part of yourself. What isn't part of ourselves doesn't disturb us.","Hermann Hesse","Demian");
addQuote("The best way to escape from a problem is to solve it.","Alan Saporta");
addQuote("The best thing about the future is that it only comes one day at a time.","Mary Shelley"); 
addQuote("Speak when you're angry and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.","Henry Ward Beecher");
addQuote("To avoid criticism do nothing, say nothing, be nothing.","Elbert Hubbard","(1856 - 1915)");
addQuote("Egotist: a person of low taste more interested in himself than in me.","Ambrose Bierce");
addQuote("The events in our lives happen in a sequence in time, but in their significance to ourselves, they find their own order.","Eudora Welty");
addQuote("I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.","Douglas Adams"); 
addQuote("The old dreams were good dreams. They didn't work out, but I'm glad I had them.","Robert James Waller","The Bridges of Madison County");
addQuote("I don't buy temporary insanity as a murder defense, because people can kill people. That's an animal instinct. I think breaking into someone's home and ironing all of their clothes is temporary insanity.","Sue Colinsky");
addQuote("Discovery consists of seeing what everyone else has seen and thinking what no one else has thought.","Dr. Albert Szent","Gyorgi");
addQuote("What does not destroy me makes me strong.","Nietzsche");
addQuote("You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do.","Henry Ford");
addQuote("Failure is the opportunity to begin again, more intelligently.","Henry Ford");
addQuote("Those who think they can and those who think they can't are both right.","Henry Ford");
addQuote("Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs.","Henry Ford");
addQuote("Everybody sets out to do something, and everybody does something, but no one does what he sets out to do.","George Moore");
addQuote("Life is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.","Jean de la Bruyere");
addQuote("Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about the things that matter.","M.L. King Jr");
addQuote("Experience is not what happens to a man; it is what a man does with what happens to him.","Aldous Huxley");
addQuote("When you are courting a nice girl, an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder, a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.","Albert Einstein");
addQuote("Do just once what others say you can't do, and you will never pay attention to their limitations again.","James R. Cook");
addQuote("If a million people believe a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.","Anatole France");
addQuote("Maybe it's other people's reactions to us that make us who we are.","Fox Mulder","The X-Files");
addQuote("Better to write for yourself and have no public than to write for the public and have no self.","Cyril Connolly");
addQuote("Don't be afraid of going slowly; be afraid of standing still.","Chinese Proverb");
addQuote("In any moment of decision, the best thing you can do is the right thing, the next best thing is the wrong thing, and the worst you can do is nothing.","Theodore Roosevelt");
addQuote("You can easily judge the character of others by how they treat those who can do nothing for them or to them.","Malcolm Forbes");
addQuote("The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.","Winston Churchill");
addQuote("Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler.","Albert Einstein");
addQuote("One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.","Bertrand Russell");
addQuote("Everything has been figured out, except how to live.","Jean-Paul Sartre");
addQuote("Happiness is good health and a bad memory.","Ingrid Bergman");
addQuote("Always do right- this will gratify some and astonish the rest.","Mark Twain");
addQuote("You can tell whether a man is clerver by his answers. You can tell whether a man is wise by his questions.","Naguib Mahfouz");
addQuote("If a man gives way to his temper, and speaks evil of his neighbor, and does not pay his debts, he is NOT religious. I don't care how much he goes to church. If some men are shams and humbugs, that does not make religion untrue.","Anna Sewell","Black Beauty");
addQuote("We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.","Jeff Marder");
addQuote("Never ruin an apology with an excuse.","Kimberly Johnson"); 
addQuote("Failing to prepare is preparing to fail.","Benjamin Franklin");
addQuote("Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.","M. Kathleen Casey");
addQuote("Immature love says, \"I love you because I need you.\"Mature love says, \"I need you because I love you.\"","Erich Fromm");
addQuote("There is no remedy for love but to love more.","Henry David Thoreau");
addQuote("Brains * Beauty * Availability = Constant.","Murphy's Love Laws");
addQuote("Be the kind of person you would like to be with.");
addQuote("Anyone who has ever looked into the glazed eyes of a soldier dying on the battlefield will think hard before starting a war.");
addQuote("It takes twenty years or more of peace to make a man; it takes only twenty seconds of war to destroy him.");
addQuote("All men think all men mortal, but themselves.");
addQuote("A friend to all is a friend to none.");
addQuote("When the sword of rebellion is drawn, the sheath should be thrown away.");
addQuote("A blind man will not thank you for a looking-glass.");
addQuote("He that is born to be hanged shall never be drowned.","French Proverb");
addQuote("It is not enough to run, one must start in time.","French Proverb");
addQuote("A country can be judged by the quality of its proverbs.");
addQuote("Flattery makes friends and truth makes enemies.");
addQuote("Life without a friend is death without a witness.");
addQuote("If a man deceives me once, shame on him; if he deceives me twice, shame on me.");
addQuote("The nail that sticks up will be hammered down.");
addQuote("There are many paths to the top of the mountain, but the view is always the same.");
addQuote("The course of true love never did run smooth.");
addQuote("I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.","W.C. Fields");
addQuote("I am responsible only to God and history.","Francisco Franco");
addQuote("The longer I live, the more convincing proofs I see of this truth: that God governs in the affairs of men. And if a sparrow cannot fall to the ground without His notice, is it probable that an empire can rise without his aid?","Benjamin Franklin");
addQuote("Modern man thinks he loses something; time; when he does not do things quickly. Yet he does not know what to do with the time he gains; except kill it.","Erich Fromm");
addQuote("A liberal is man too broad-minded to take his own side in a quarrel.","Francisco Franco");
addQuote("In any great organization it is far, far safer to be wrong with the majority than to be right alone.","John Kenneth Gabraith");
addQuote("Freedom is not worth having if it does not connote freedom to err. It passes my comprehension how human beings, be they ever so experienced and able, can delight in depriving other human beings of that precious right.","Mohandas Gandhi");
addQuote("Geniuses and crazy people are both out in the middle of a deep ocean; geniuses swim, crazy people drown. Most of us are sitting safely on the shore. Take a chance and get your feet wet.","Michael J. Gelb");
addQuote("One does not discover new lands without consenting to lose sight of the shore for a very long time.","André Gide");
addQuote("A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him.","Sidney Greenberg");
addQuote("A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.","Greek Proverb");
addQuote("You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true. You may have to work for it, however.","Richard Bach");
addQuote("Many of life's failures are people who didn't realize how close they were to success when they gave up.","Thomas A. Edison");
addQuote("The difference between politics and statesmanship is philosophy.","Will Durant");
addQuote("The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread.","Anatole France");
addQuote("What really flatters a man is that you think him worthy of flattering.","George Bernard Shaw");
addQuote("Fear not the man who fears God.","Arabian proverb");
addQuote("A book is a garden carried in the pocket.","Arabian proverb");
addQuote("A promise is a cloud; fulfillment is rain.","Arabian proverb");
addQuote("A person consists of his faith. Whatever is his faith, even so is he.","Indian proverb");
addQuote("Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water.","Indian proverb");
addQuote("Life is a bridge. Cross over it, but build no house on it.","Indian proverb");
addQuote("It takes a village to raise a child.","African proverb");
addQuote("The bravest are surely those who have the clearest vision of what is before them, glory and danger alike, and yet notwithstanding go out to meet it.","Thucydides");
addQuote("Some have been thought brave because they were afraid to run away.","Ralph Waldo Emerson");
addQuote("Courage is contagious. When a brave man takes a stand, the spines of others are stiffened.","Billy Graham");
addQuote("All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.");
addQuote("A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece.","Ludwig Erhard","(1897 - 1977)");
addQuote("Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.","Carl Jung","(1875 - 1961)");
addQuote("Man is the Only Animal that Blushes. Or needs to.","Mark Twain","(1835 - 1910), Following the Equator (1897)");
addQuote("The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.","Robert Heinlein","(1907 - 1988), \"Job\", 1984");
addQuote("Writers should be read, but neither seen nor heard.","Daphne du Maurier","(1907 - 1989)");
addQuote("It is well to give when asked, but it is better to give unasked, through understanding.","Kahlil Gibran","(1883 - 1931)");
addQuote("He who would travel happily must travel light.","Antoine de Saint-Exupery","(1900 - 1944)");
addQuote("Though ambition itself be a vice, yet it is often times the cause of virtues.","Quintilian");
addQuote("No man is demolished but by himself.","Richard Bently");
addQuote("Ask advice only of your equals.","Danish Proverb");
addQuote("Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.","Euripides","(484 BC - 406 BC), The Bacchae, circa 407 B.C.");
addQuote("Piety requires us to honor truth above our friends.","Aristotle","(384 BC - 322 BC), Nichomachean Ethics");
addQuote("The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract.","Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.","(1841 - 1935)");
addQuote("Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.","H. L. Mencken","(1880 - 1956)");
addQuote("Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.","Mel Brooks","(1926 - )");
addQuote("If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you; But if you really make them think, they'll hate you.","Don Marquis","(1878 - 1937)");
addQuote("The reserve of modern assertions is sometimes pushed to extremes, in which the fear of being contradicted leads the writer to strip himself of almost all sense and meaning.","Sir Winston Churchill","(1874 - 1965)");
addQuote("A bore is a man who deprives you of solitude without providing you with company.","Gian Vincenzo Gravina","(1664 - 1718)");
addQuote("A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling.","Arthur Brisbane","\"The Book of Today\"");
addQuote("RECONSIDER, v. To seek a justification for a decision already made.","Ambrose Bierce","(1842 - 1914), The Devil's Dictionary");
addQuote("One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.","A. A. Milne","(1882 - 1956)");
addQuote("One's destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.","Henry Miller","(1891 - 1980)");
addQuote("You can never have a revolution in order to establish a democracy. You must have a democracy in order to have a revolution","G. K. Chesterton","(1874 - 1936)");
addQuote("The greatest happiness of life it the conviction that we are loved -- loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves.","Victor Hugo","(1802 - 1885)");
addQuote("If you treat an individual as he is, he will remain as he is. But if you treat him as if he were what he ought to be and could be, he will become what he ought and could be.","Johann Wolfgang von Goethe","(1749 - 1832)");
addQuote("Keep your fears to yourself, but share your inspiration with others.","Robert Louis Stevenson","(1850 - 1894)");
addQuote("The real man smiles in trouble, gathers strength from distress, and grows brave by reflection.","Thomas Paine","(1737 - 1809)");
addQuote("True philosophy invents nothing; it merely establishes and describes what is.","Victor Cousin","(1792 - 1867)");
addQuote("You see things; and you say, 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say, 'Why not?'","George Bernard Shaw","(1856 - 1950), \"Back to Methuselah\" (1921), part 1, act 1");
addQuote("Those who are unhappy have no need for anything in this world but people capable of giving them their attention.","Simone Weil","(1909 - 1943)");

addQuote("Most men are within a finger's breadth of being mad.","Diogenes the Cynic","(412 BC - 323 BC)");
addQuote("A person may cause evil to others not only by his actions but by his inaction, and in either case he is justly accountable to them for the injury.","John Stuart Mill","(1806 - 1873)");
addQuote("I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.","Richard Lewis");
addQuote("It is better to have loved and lost than never to have lost at all.","Samuel Butler","(1835 - 1902), The Way of All Flesh, Chapter 77");
addQuote("Perfect love is rare indeed - for to be a lover will require that you continually have the subtlety of the very wise, the flexibility of the child, the sensitivity of the artist, the understanding of the philosopher, the acceptance of the saint, the tolerance of the scholar and the fortitude of the certain.","Leo Buscaglia");
addQuote("Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never.","Charles Caleb Colton");
addQuote("Absence is to love what wind is to fire; it extinguishes the small, it enkindles the great.","Comte DeBussy-Rabutin");
addQuote("The art of love ... is largely the art of persistence.","Albert Ellis");
addQuote("The hardest of all is learning to be a well of affection, and not a fountain; to show them we love them not when we feel like it, but when they do.","Nan Fairbrother");
addQuote("In love the paradox occurs that two beings become one and yet remain two.","Erich Fromm");
addQuote("For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.","Judy Garland");
addQuote("Love can sometimes be magic. But magic can sometimes...just be an illusion.","Javan");
addQuote("There is no disguise which can hide love for long where it exists, or simulate it where it does not.","La Rochefoucauld");
addQuote("I have said nothing because there is nothing I can say that would describe how I feel as perfectly as you deserve it.","Kyle Schmidt");
addQuote("To fall in love is easy, even to remain in it is not difficult; our human loneliness is cause enough. But it is a hard quest worth making to find a comrade through whose steady presence one becomes steadily the person one desires to be.","Anna Louise Strong");
addQuote("If you judge people, you have no time to love them.","Mother Theresa");
addQuote("A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.","Ingrid Bergman");
addQuote("He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.","Benjamin Franklin");
addQuote("Most people would rather be certain they're miserable, than risk being happy.","Robert Anthony");
addQuote("Happiness is not a destination. It is a method of life.","Burton Hills");
addQuote("When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has opened for us.","Helen Keller");
addQuote("Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy.","Cynthia Nelms");
addQuote("Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.","Oscar Wilde");
addQuote("What one has not experienced, one will never understand in print.","Isadora Duncan, My Life");
addQuote("If you can learn from hard knocks, you can also learn from soft touches.","Carolyn Kenmore","Mannequin: My Life as a Model");
addQuote("Few people even scratch the surface, much less exhaust the contemplation of their own experience.","Randolph Bourne","Youth and Life");
addQuote("It takes a great man to be a good listener.","Calvin Coolidge");
addQuote("It is a man's own mind, not his enemy or foe, that lures him to evil ways.","Buddha");
addQuote("Look at everything as though you were seeing it for the first time or the last time. Then your time on earth will be filled with glory.","Betty Smith");
addQuote("The purpose of life is a life of purpose.","Robert Byrne");
addQuote("It is good to have an end to journey toward, but it is the journey that matters in the end.","Ursula K. LeGuin");
addQuote("It is one of the most beautiful compensations of life, that no man can sincerely try to help another without helping himself.","Ralph Waldo Emerson");
addQuote("Never look down on anybody unless you helping him up.","Jesse Jackson");
addQuote("I still say a church steeple with a lightening rod on top shows a lack of confidence.","Doug McLeod");
addQuote("People do not like to think. If one thinks, one must reach conclusions. Conclusions are not always pleasant.","Helen Keller","(1880 - 1968)");
addQuote("Men of genius are often dull and inert in society, as a blazing meteor when it descends to earth, is only a stone.","Henry Wadsworth Longfellow","(1807 - 1882)");
addQuote("Whoever gossips to you will gossip about you.","Spanish Proverb");
addQuote("If human beings are perceived as potentials rather than problems, as possessing strengths instead of weaknesses, as unlimited rather that dull and unresponsive, then they thrive and grow to their capabilities.","Bob Conklin");
addQuote("There is a great deal of wishful thinking in such cases; it is the easiest thing of all to deceive one’s self.","Demosthenes","(384 BC - 322 BC), Olynthiac");
addQuote("We are living the events which for centuries to come will be minutely studied by scholars who will undoubtedly describe these days as probably the most exciting and creative in the history of mankind. But preoccupied with our daily chores, our worries and personal hopes and ambitions, few of us are actually living in the present.","Lawrence K. Frank");
addQuote("Learn not only to find what you like, learn to like what you find.","Anthony J. D'Angelo","The College Blue Book");
addQuote("Enjoyment is not a goal, it is a feeling that accompanies important ongoing activity.","Paul Goodman","(1911 - 1972)");
addQuote("The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed.","Carl Jung","(1875 - 1961)");
addQuote("Love is the difficult realization that something other than oneself is real.","Iris Murdoch","(1919 - 1999)");
addQuote("Having once decided to achieve a certain task, achieve it at all costs of tedium and distaste. The gain in self-confidence of having accomplished a tiresome labor is immense.","Arnold Bennett");
addQuote("Attempt easy tasks as if they were difficult, and difficult as if they were easy; in the one case that confidence may not fall asleep, in the other that it may not be dismayed.","Baltasar Gracian");
addQuote("Courage is fear that has said its prayers.","Dorothy Bernard");
addQuote("The man who has confidence in himself gains the confidence of others.","Hasidic Saying");
addQuote("There is only one thing that can kill the Movies, and that is education.","Will Rogers","(1879 - 1935), Autobiography (1949) chapter 6");
addQuote("People get so in the habit of worry that if you save them from drowning and put them on a bank to dry in the sun with hot chocolate and muffins they wonder whether they are catching cold.","John Jay Chapman");
addQuote("In science the credit goes to the man who convinces the world, not the man to whom the idea first occurs.","Sir Francis Darwin","(1848 - 1925), Eugenics Review, April 1914");
addQuote("The difficulty is not so great to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for.","Homer","(800 BC - 700 BC)");
addQuote("No man is free who is not master of himself.","Epictetus","(55 - 135)");
addQuote("Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear.","Mark Twain","(1835 - 1910)");
addQuote("Oh, my friend, it's not what they take away from you that counts. It's what you do with what you have left.","Hubert Humphrey");
addQuote("To live content with small means, to seek elegance rather than luxury, and refinement rather than fashion, to be worthy, not respectable, and wealthy, not rich, to study hard, think quietly, talk gently, act frankly, to listen to stars and birds, to babes and sages, with open heart, to bear all cheerfully, do all bravely, await occasions, hurry never, in a word to let the spiritual, unbidden and unconscious, grow up through the common, this is to be my symphony.","William Henry Channing");
addQuote("A noble man compares and estimates himself by an idea which is higher than himself; and a mean man, by one lower than himself. The one produces aspiration; the other ambition, which is the way in which a vulgar man aspires.","Henry Ward Beecher","(1813 - 1887)");

addQuote("I must create a system, or be enslaved by another man's.","William Blake","(1757 - 1827)");
addQuote("Poetry should please by a fine excess and not by singularity. It should strike the reader as a wording of his own highest thoughts, and appear almost as a remembrance.","John Keats","(1795 - 1821)");
addQuote("It is the loving, not the loved, woman who feels loveable.","Jessamyn West");
addQuote("A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.","Mark Twain","(1835 - 1910)");
addQuote("Always aim at complete harmony of thought and word and deed. Always aim at purifying your thoughts and everything will be well.","Mahatma Gandhi","(1869 - 1948)");
addQuote("Bite off more than you can chew, then chew it. Plan more than you can do, then do it.");
addQuote("If you don't risk anything you risk even more.","Erica Jong");
addQuote("The great French Marshall Lyautey once asked his gardener to plant a tree. The gardener objected that the tree was slow growing and would not reach maturity for 100 years. The Marshall replied, 'In that case, there is no time to lose; plant it this afternoon!'","John F. Kennedy","(1917 - 1963)");
addQuote("To be alone is to be different, to be different is to be alone.","Suzanne Gordon","Lonely in America, 1976");
addQuote("That's what I consider true generosity. You give your all, and yet you always feel as if it costs you nothing.","Simone de Beauvoir");
addQuote("Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience.","Victoria Holt");
addQuote("Those that think it permissible to tell white lies soon grow color blind.","Austin O'Malley");
addQuote("Assert your right to make a few mistakes. If people can't accept your imperfections, that's their fault.","Dr. David M. Burns");
addQuote("Enjoyment is not a goal, it is a feeling that accompanies important ongoing activity.","Paul Goodman","(1911 - 1972)");
addQuote("To get the best out of a man go to what is best in him.","Daniel Considine");
addQuote("By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong.","Charles Wadsworth");
addQuote("One is tempted to define man as a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason.","Oscar Wilde","(1854 - 1900), The Critic as Artist, part 2, 1891");
addQuote("Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.","Robert Orben");
addQuote("You have to know how to accept rejection and reject acceptance.","Ray Bradbury","(1920 - ), advice to writers");
addQuote("Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it.","George Bernard Shaw","(1856 - 1950)");
addQuote("The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.","Casey Stengel","(1890 - 1975)");
addQuote("Many people would sooner die than think; In fact, they do so.","Bertrand Russell","(1872 - 1970)");
addQuote("Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth!","Henry David Thoreau","(1817 - 1862)");
addQuote("Never confuse movement with action.","Ernest Hemingway","(1899 - 1961)");
addQuote("A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.","Mark Twain","(1835 - 1910)");
addQuote("I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me.","Dave Barry","(1947 - )");

addQuote("Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?","Edgar Bergen","(1903 - 1978) (Charlie McCarthy)");
addQuote("Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace.","Oscar Wilde","(1854 - 1900)");
addQuote("The average man, who does not know what to do with his life, wants another one which will last forever.","Anatole France","(1844 - 1924)");

addQuote("Don't worry about people stealing an idea. If it's original, you will have to ram it down their throats.","Howard Aiken");

addQuote("We don't receive wisdom; we must discover it for ourselves after a journey that no one can take us or spare us.","Marcel Proust","(1871 - 1922)");
addQuote("Life is hard. After all, it kills you.","Katherine Hepburn");
addQuote("But already it is time to depart, for me to die, for you to go on living; which of us takes the better course, is concealed from anyone except God.","Socrates","(469 BC - 399 BC), Apology, (Plato)");
addQuote("People wish to be settled. It is only as far as they are unsettled that there is any hope for them.","Ralph Waldo Emerson","(1803 - 1882)");
addQuote("Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.","Ann Landers","(1918 - 2002)");
addQuote("Search others for their virtues, thyself for thy vices.","Benjamin Franklin","(1706 - 1790)");
addQuote("Not life, but good life, is to be chiefly valued.","Socrates","(469 BC - 399 BC)");
addQuote("One never learns by success. Success is the plateau that one rests upon to take breath and look down from upon the straight and difficult path, but one does not climb upon a plateau.","Josephine Preston Peabody");
addQuote("Curiosity is the very basis of education and if you tell me that curiosity killed the cat, I say only the cat died nobly.","Arnold Edinborough");
addQuote("I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.","Confucius","(551 BC - 479 BC)");
addQuote("I just realized that there's going to be a lot of painful times in life, so I better learn to deal with it the right way.","Trey Parker & Matt Stone","South Park, Raisins, 2003");
addQuote("Love is or it ain't. Thin love ain't love at all.","Toni Morrison","(1931 - ), Beloved");
addQuote("Whatever God's dream about man may be, it seems certain it cannot come true unless man cooperates.","Stella Terrill Mann");
addQuote("Observe your enemies for they first find out your faults","Antisthenes","(445 BC - 365 BC)");
addQuote("If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door.","Paul Beatty");
addQuote("A philosopher once said 'It is necessary for the very existence of science that the same conditions always produce the same results'. Well, they do not. You set up the circumstances, with the same conditions every time, and you cannot predict behind which hole you will see the electron.","Richard Feynman","(1918 - 1988)");
addQuote("People everywhere confuse what they read in newspapers with news.","A. J. Liebling","(1904 - 1963)");
addQuote("I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.","Fran Lebowitz","(1950 - )");
addQuote("Every day you may make progress. Every step may be fruitful. Yet there will stretch out before you an ever-lengthening, ever-ascending, ever-improving path. You know you will never get to the end of the journey. But this, so far from discouraging, only adds to the joy and glory of the climb.","Sir Winston Churchill","(1874 - 1965)");
addQuote("The fundamental qualities for good execution of a plan is first; intelligence; then discernment and judgment, which enable one to recognize the best method as to attain it; the singleness of purpose; and, lastly, what is most essential of all, will-stubborn will.","Ferdinand Foch","(1851 - 1929)");
addQuote("If I knew I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself.","Mickey Mantle","(1931 - ) (attributed)");
addQuote("When things are at their worst I find something always happens.","W. Somerset Maugham","(1874 - 1965), 'Of Human Bondage', 1915");
addQuote("In everything one must consider the end.","Jean De la Fontaine","(1621 - 1695)");
addQuote("To be natural is such a very difficult pose to keep up.","Oscar Wilde","(1854 - 1900), 'An Ideal Husband'");
addQuote("My son, observe the postage stamp! Its usefulness depends upon its ability to stick to one thing until it gets there.","Josh Billings","(1818 - 1885)");
addQuote("It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish.","Aeschylus","(525 BC - 456 BC)");


addQuote("I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and then I thought: What the hell good would that do?","Ronnie Shakes");
addQuote("A good listener is usually thinking about something else.","Kin Hubbard","(1868 - 1930)");
addQuote("There is no expedient to which a man will not go to avoid the labor of thinking.","Thomas A. Edison","(1847 - 1931)");
addQuote("Words ought to be a little wild for they are the assaults of thought on the unthinking.","John Maynard Keynes","(1883 - 1946)");
addQuote("Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.","Barry Switzer","(1937 - )");
addQuote("Few people think more than two or three times a year; I have made an international reputation for myself by thinking once or twice a week.","George Bernard Shaw","(1856 - 1950)");
addQuote("Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem more afraid of life than death.","James F. Byrnes ","(1879 - 1972)");
addQuote("There are two ways to slide easily through life; to believe everything or to doubt everything. Both ways save us from thinking.","Alfred Korzybski ","(1879 - 1950)");
addQuote("If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you; But if you really make them think, they'll hate you.","Don Marquis ","(1878 - 1937)");
addQuote("Read, every day, something no one else is reading. Think, every day, something no one else is thinking. Do, every day, something no one else would be silly enough to do. It is bad for the mind to be always part of unanimity.","Christopher Morley ","(1890 - 1957)");
addQuote("I write entirely to find out what I'm thinking, what I'm looking at, what I see and what it means. What I want and what I fear.","Joan Didion ","(1934 - )");
addQuote("Take time to deliberate, but when the time for action has arrived, stop thinking and go in.","Napoleon Bonaparte ","(1769 - 1821)");
addQuote("Reading, after a certain age, diverts the mind too much from its creative pursuits. Any man who reads too much and uses his own brain too little falls into lazy habits of thinking.","Albert Einstein ","(1879 - 1955)");
addQuote("Avoid the crowd. Do your own thinking independently. Be the chess player, not the chess piece.","Ralph Charell");
addQuote("A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely re-arranging their prejudices.","William James","(1842 - 1910)");
addQuote("The mind ought sometimes to be diverted that it may return the better to thinking.","Phaedrus","(15 BC - 50 AD)");
addQuote("There is an art of which every man should be a master the art of reflection. If you are not a thinking man, to what purpose are you a man at all?","William Hart Coleridge");
addQuote("In dwelling, live close to the ground.<br />" +
		 "In thinking, keep to the simple.<br />" +
		 "In conflict, be fair and generous.<br />" +
		 "In governing, don't try to control.<br />" +
		 "In work, do what you enjoy.<br />" +
		 "In family life, be completely present.<br />","Tao Te Ching");
addQuote("The problem is not that there are problems. The problem is expecting otherwise and thinking that having problems is a problem.","Theodore Rubin");
addQuote("If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read 'President Can't Swim'.","Lyndon B. Johnson","(1908 - 1973)");
addQuote("Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.","Rita Rudner");
addQuote("I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.","Rita Rudner");
addQuote("Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy.","Isaac Newton","(1642 - 1727)");
addQuote("Do not consider painful what is good for you.","Euripides");
addQuote("The best and safest thing is to keep a balance in your life, acknowledge the great powers around us and in us. If you can do that, and live that way, you are really a wise man.","Euripides");
addQuote("A bad beginning makes a bad ending.","Euripides, Aegeus");

addQuote("Everyone who's ever taken a shower has an idea. It's the person who gets out of the shower, dries off and does something about it that makes a difference","Nolan Bushnell, founder of Atari Corporation");
addQuote("Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you're doing, but nobody else does.","Stuart H. Britt");
addQuote("Nothing draws a crowd like a crowd.","P. T. Barnum");
addQuote("The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do.","Thomas Jefferson");
addQuote("For the things we have to learn before we can do them, we learn by doing them.","Aristotle");
addQuote("The three signs of great men are -- generosity in the design, humanity in the execution, moderation in success.","Otto von Bismarck");
addQuote("Talk that does not end in any kind of action is better suppressed altogether.","Thomas Carlyle");

addQuote("First keep the peace within yourself, then you can also bring peace to others.","Thomas a Kempis","(1380 - 1471), 1420");



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